Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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