So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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