Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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