Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
