you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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