He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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