a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Come on in and take your pants off
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