I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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