so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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