Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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