dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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