you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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