im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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