She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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