I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Randomize
