last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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