Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you made out with another girl for some wings
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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