dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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