I'd wear matching sweaters with you
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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