I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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