Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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