whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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