so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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