I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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