I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
