Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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