Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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