dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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