I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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