scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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