I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Randomize
