Yo dont text me then not text me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So here I am, sexting at work.
I forget how to act sober
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