I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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