The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
