I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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