Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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