....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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