I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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