just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
