he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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