i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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