I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
