omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we made out on top of his cat.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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