Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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