This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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