he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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