Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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