He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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