i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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