I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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