When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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