WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Let's paint friendship bongs
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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