I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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