when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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