Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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