yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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